Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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