I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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