can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I would ride that face into the sunset
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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