There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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