If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Rumble strips road head = magical
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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