I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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