Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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