Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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