question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
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