Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
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