i already hear my dad disowning me
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
