okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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