oh god the rape fog is back!
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize
