Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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