Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
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