so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
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