so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This is drunk me apologizing to sober me in advance.. I am sprry about you're trashed house. Mom an dad will be home by 5 so get up and clean. P.s. Mike is in the closet passed out.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
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Oh Jesus.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
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