Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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