But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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