Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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