I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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