I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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