I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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