Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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