Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I just saw a San Diego firetruck. No wonder they can't figure out how to fight wildfires if they get so fucking lost they end up in Nebraska.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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