you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I didn't shave. On purpose
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
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