I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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