It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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