..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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