Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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