your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
