Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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