my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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