He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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