Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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