Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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