sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
