I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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