If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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