PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize