I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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