She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Randomize