I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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