ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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