good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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