my being single is dangerous.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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