are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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