Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
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