No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
He shit in the fireplace
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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