I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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