Is it normal to miss your booty call?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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