im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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