On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
