it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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